The Epstein List - Special Edition Unisex Hoodie

$100.00
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This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside with a vibrant print and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit, and it’s perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside with a vibrant print and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit, and it’s perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
Size:

Introducing our Satirical Epstein Client List Collection — a bold, tongue-in-cheek product line created to mock the absurdity of government secrecy and media silence. These items are clearly fictional and not based on any real list of names. They're designed to spark conversation, stir laughter, and highlight just how ridiculous the whole situation has become.

Bonus feature? The pattern doubles as the perfect camouflage — no government agency will dare acknowledge it, let alone find you in it. It’s not just satire… it’s stealth.