The Epstein List - Special Edition Utility crossbody bag

$65.00
This bag is sturdy, stylish, and ready to go wherever you do. With adjustable straps and two spacious pockets, it’s the ultimate accessory for hiking, festivals, and everyday use.

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• Inside and outside pockets
• Adjustable strap
• Two-way zipper
This bag is sturdy, stylish, and ready to go wherever you do. With adjustable straps and two spacious pockets, it’s the ultimate accessory for hiking, festivals, and everyday use.

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• Inside and outside pockets
• Adjustable strap
• Two-way zipper
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Introducing our Satirical Epstein Client List Collection — a bold, tongue-in-cheek product line created to mock the absurdity of government secrecy and media silence. These items are clearly fictional and not based on any real list of names. They're designed to spark conversation, stir laughter, and highlight just how ridiculous the whole situation has become.

Bonus feature? The pattern doubles as the perfect camouflage — no government agency will dare acknowledge it, let alone find you in it. It’s not just satire… it’s stealth.