The Epstein List - Special Edition Oversized weekender bag

$65.00
Big, bold, and ready to roam. This roomy tote features soft rope handles, a wrinkle-free finish, and plenty of space for your weekend essentials.

• 100% spun polyester exterior
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester cream sheeting interior lining
• Cream-colored cotton rope handles through metal grommets
• Size: 24″ × 13″ × 5.5″ (60.9 × 33 × 14 cm)
Big, bold, and ready to roam. This roomy tote features soft rope handles, a wrinkle-free finish, and plenty of space for your weekend essentials.

• 100% spun polyester exterior
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester cream sheeting interior lining
• Cream-colored cotton rope handles through metal grommets
• Size: 24″ × 13″ × 5.5″ (60.9 × 33 × 14 cm)
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Introducing our Satirical Epstein Client List Collection — a bold, tongue-in-cheek product line created to mock the absurdity of government secrecy and media silence. These items are clearly fictional and not based on any real list of names. They're designed to spark conversation, stir laughter, and highlight just how ridiculous the whole situation has become.

Bonus feature? The pattern doubles as the perfect camouflage — no government agency will dare acknowledge it, let alone find you in it. It’s not just satire… it’s stealth.